Friday Frippery! Dear Santa…

…A Last Minute Request

I’ve gone and missed the last posting date for my Christmas pressies, so I’m hoping you and Rudolph could help me by dropping off some gifts while you’re doing your rounds tomorrow night. Here’s the list…

For Lizzie Bennet…

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…a set of noise cancelling headphones for when her mother’s trying to persuade her to marry the oleaginous Mr Collins.

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For Sherlock Holmes…

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… a nice vaping pipe. Three of these should solve any problem…

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For Hercule Poirot…

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…a Flick Knife Moustache Comb – useful should he ever have to defend his moustache from an evil villain.

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For Mr Rochester…

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…one or other of these self-help books should be useful, I think…

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For Miss Marple…

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…a handy tote bag, and something to help her with that difficult gift for Hercule…

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For Bertie Wooster…

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…to help deal with those occasional pesky infestations…

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For Scrooge…

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… a nice t-shirt will keep him warm and provide a handy reminder for when he hears those chains start to clank…

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For Darcy…

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Ahh, Darcy! The man who has everything! What could I give him but…

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Well, why should he be denied the opportunity to admire his own magnificence?

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Thanks for your help, Santa, and…

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MERRY CHRISTMAS!