Pack the mosquito repellent…
Not all horror has to be horrifying to be entertaining. This story is distinctly lacking in fear factor and has no supernatural elements in it at all. But it has a lovely touch of human wickedness, a heroine I defy you not to fall in love with, some beautiful Italian settings, and a swoonworthy romantic hero…
Good Lady Ducayne
by Mary E Braddon

Bella Rolleston had made up her mind that her only chance of earning her bread and helping her mother to an occasional crust was by going out into the great unknown world as companion to a lady.
Bella’s mother, having been deserted by her wastrel husband, now ekes out a precarious living as a seamstress. She and Bella may want for material things, but they each have a naturally happy nature and are friends as much as mother and daughter. So to Bella the idea of going off as a companion is in the nature of an adventure as much as a matter of necessity. She signs on with an employment agency where she is interviewed by a Superior Person…
The Person was of uncertain age, tightly laced in a black silk gown. She had a powdery complexion and a handsome clump of somebody else’s hair on the top of her head.
The Person is unimpressed by poor Bella’s lack of accomplishments but is happy to take her fee. Bella is no shrinking violet to be intimidated by Superior Persons, however, and after she has visited the agency a couple more times to remind the Person of her existence, the Person introduces her to a lady looking for a companion…
Never had she seen anyone as old as the old lady sitting by the Person’s fire: a little old figure, wrapped from chin to feet in an ermine mantle; a withered, old face under a plumed bonnet–a face so wasted by age that it seemed only a pair of eyes and a peaked chin. . . Claw-like fingers, flashing with jewels, lifted a double eyeglass to Lady Ducayne’s shining black eyes, and through the glasses Bella saw those unnaturally bright eyes magnified to a gigantic size, and glaring at her awfully.
Despite her appearance, Lady Ducayne seems kind and generous enough, and seems less concerned with Bella’s lack of accomplishments than she is to be assured that Bella is healthy and strong…
….‘I want a strong young woman whose health will give me no trouble.’
….‘You have been so unfortunate in that respect,’ cooed the Person, whose voice and manner were subdued to a melting sweetness by the old woman’s presence.
….‘Yes, I’ve been rather unlucky,’ grunted Lady Ducayne.
Very unlucky, as Bella later discovers! Lady Ducayne’s two previous companions, both also young girls who seemed healthy, had both soon faded and died of unspecified disease. Bella, however, is thrilled to be offered the job, and even more thrilled when Lady Ducayne asks her…
….‘You don’t mind spending the winter in Italy, I suppose?’
….In Italy! The very word was magical. Bella’s fair young face flushed crimson.
….‘It has been the dream of my life to see Italy,’ she gasped.
And at first the dream is dreamy indeed – beautiful scenery, luxurious hotel and Bella is given plenty of time to herself. She quickly makes friends with another visitor, Lotta Stafford, who is staying in the hotel with her handsome brother who has just passed his medical exams and is about to embark on a career as a doctor. Bella writes all about them to her mother back home…
….Her brother won’t allow her to read a novel, French or English, that he has not read and approved.
….‘”He treats me like a child,” she told me, “but I don’t mind, for it’s nice to know somebody loves me, and cares about what I do, and even about my thoughts.”‘
….Perhaps this is what makes some girls so eager to marry–the want of someone strong and brave and honest and true to care for them and order them about.
Well… hmm… perhaps!
Sadly, it’s not long before Bella’s health begins to fade, and she is troubled by bad dreams and frequent wounds on her arms which Lady Ducayne’s doctor assures her are caused by mosquitoes…
‘And to think that such tiny creatures can bite like this,’ said Bella; ‘my arm looks as if it had been cut by a knife.’
But young Dr Stafford is not convinced by the mosquito story – he has a very different theory of what is happening to Bella…
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Lots of fun in this one! Herbert Stafford reminds me very much of Henry Tilney from Northanger Abbey, another handsome young hero I’m sure I would have found insufferable in real life but is perfectly suited to his heroine. Bella is charming and Lady Ducayne is wonderfully drawn as an old, old woman clinging desperately to life…
…he had never seen a face that impressed him so painfully as this withered countenance, with its indescribable horror of death outlived, a face that should have been hidden under a coffin-lid years and years ago.
Ouch! Must remember to keep using the wrinkle cream!
If you’d like to read this one, here’s a link. It’s a bit longer than many of the stories I’ve chosen, so save it for when you have a good half-hour or so to spare – it’s worth it though! Or you can find it in The Face in the Glass, a collection of Braddon’s stories, most of which, I should warn you, are much darker and sadder than this one.
(The porpy was fairly relaxed during this one…)
It sounds like a really well-told story, FictionFan. Just the bits you’ve shared got me interested, and I liked the style. I can see how you were drawn in, even if it isn’t exactly a frightening horror story. And I do like the sound of Bella’s personality. Nice to see a character from that time who’s not a shrinking violet! I have to say, though, I wonder why The Person isn’t given a name. Just curious if that’s part of the plot, or simply the author’s choice…
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I loved her style in this and it was a real contrast to her other stories which are mostly pretty tragic and quite depressing. Ha, I thought it was quite funny that she didn’t give the Superior Person a name – I think she was using Person as a kind of symbol of the woman’s self-importance. Maybe today we’d use Personage instead. But nothing to do with the plot really, except to show that our Bella could stand up to intimidating people.
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As a reader who much prefers not to be terrified, I like the sound of this one!
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I like the cosier end of horror too, and this had just enough horror to justify its inclusion in the genre without the slightest danger of later nightmares!
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Your review and the premise of this story made me laugh out loud. The Good Lady Ducayne illustration and the Herbert Stafford/Henry Tilney comparison especially. 😄 😁
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Haha, I’m glad you enjoyed it! Herbert did remind me of Henry, in that I’d have cheerfully hit either of them over the head with a frying pan, but their girlfriends thought they were marvellously manly! 😉
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This sounds a cracking read! The tone is really witty 😁
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I loved her style in this one – so much more fun than most of her other stories in this collection, which are mostly quite tragic and often depressing, though still very well written.
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I think this is one even I could read 😉
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I’ve checked with the porpy and he says you’d be fine! 🦔
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Good to know 😉🦔
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An enticing review, but I have to pass on this book. I can´´´not spend anymore time on Victorian vampire stories with so many other things om my TBR.
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Haha, I know the feeling but strictly speaking old Lady Ducayne is not exactly a vampire, so I think you have to read it anyway… 😉
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Time is a precious resource and my reserve is running low. Not reading this is just a question of prioritizing. And in my vocabulary is everyone who draws on other people´·s energy or creativity a vampire. Whatever methods they use to that purpose (medical verisimilitude included).
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That covers most of my bosses then! Not to mention my cats… mind you, I always thought they were probably vampires in a another life… 😉
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Not a shiver. I think my favorite line is “a handsome clump of somebody else’s hair on the top of her head.”
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Shiver-free horror – my favourite kind! Haha, I loved that line too! It’s so expressive… 😀
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I’m intrigued and will check out the link when I’ve got a bit more time. If nothing else, I’ve got to find out what happened to Bella’s arm, ha!
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Haha, poor Bella! But luckily for her Dr Stafford knows what it is! I hope you find time to read it sometime – it’s a really enjoyable one. 😀
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This one sounds great! Hmmm… do I just read the one story or do I contemplate starting a collection of the BL “weird” books? ( I already read one) For now, I’ve put it on my wishlist.
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I’m really enjoying the weird series, though most of them are really straight horror than actual weird. I’m currently backtracking through a few of the earlier collections that I missed when they came out. This one is very well written, but I must be honest and say that this is an unusual story in the collection – most of them are really quite sad stories of women coming to tragic ends.
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Love that sweet, relaxed Porpy! This one does sound good.
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I felt the porpy needed a break after the last couple of terrifying stories! This one is only just horror – mostly it’s a romance. 😀
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This sounds good! I’m waiting until the weekend to read it though.
Wearing someone else’s hair is a little bit creepy, and having a brother read and approve another character’s reading material is a horrible thought.
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It’s a really enjoyable one – I hope it works as well for you as it did for me! Haha, I loved the “someone else’s hair” line – it really gave an idea of what the Person was like! And while I’d have batted Dr Stafford over the head with a frying pan if he tried to tell me what to read, Bella seemed to like him and that’s all that matters… 😉
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Well, I’ve just read it and thought the story was as good as you said it would be. Happy Bella…
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Oh, I’m so glad you enjoyed it! I did love Bella and was so happy she had a better experience than most of Braddon’s victims… er, I mean, heroines!
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This one sounds a total hoot! 🦉 😄 I’m sure Porpy is enjoying his more relaxed experience this week too. He’s had a hectic time what with general terror and all that dancing last week 😄 🦔
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It really is an enjoyable one! Unlike most of her stories which tend to be downright depressing (although still well written and well worth reading). Yes, the porpy demanded a break after his recent experiences and felt he was safe from nightmares with this one! 😀 🦔
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ooh yes, someone strong and brave to order me around please, this sounds a really fun read!!
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Haha, I know – it’s odd the things girls used to find attractive in a man! Poor men – they must look on these stories as the good old days… 😉 It is – very enjoyable! 😀
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This does sound tempting! Although how lucky is Bella to so far in her life not even know what a mosquito bite looks like?
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Haha, she probably didn’t meet many mosquitoes in London! She should have come up here and we could have introduced her to midges, which I always think of as mosquitoes with Scottish accents… 😉
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The image of mosquitoes with Scottish accents is positively delightful! What are midges though? I assume they bite too?
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Boy, do they bite! I’m not sure if they’re officially a kind of mosquito, but they’re very similar, except that happily they don’t spread malaria. But they’re a nightmare in the Highlands and especially around the lochs – they kind of swarm in clouds and can drive people crazy with the biting! You can always tell a first-time tourist who hasn’t done their homework – they’re the ones madly scratching, while everyone else looks smug, knowing they have packed a ton of midge repellent. It’s pronounced midgie, btw – sounds almost cute, doesn’t it?? 😉
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Haha, that does sound cute! Any bug that swarms is not a bug I want around.
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I look on them as our secret bio-weapon – enemies might invade us but a week with the midges and they’d be back on the boat home… 😉
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I love the pictures you included in your review – they really helped bring the story to life! This one sounds mighty interesting, and a dashing young man to speed things along never hurts either 🙂
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One of the reasons I love doing these Tuesday slots is that there’s usually some great illustrations for these older stories! Yes, every story really needs a dashing young man… 😉
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This was fun, I agree. I loved some of her descriptions: “a handsome clump of somebody else’s hair on the top of her head” and “the Person, who found Bella’s peony cheeks, bright eyes, and unbridled vivacity more and more oppressive”. The writer really didn’t take herself too seriously throughout.
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I’m glad you enjoyed it – I thought you would! I loved the wit in the writing, especially since most of her stories in that collection are much sadder – mostly ending (or sometimes starting!) with the woman dying. I feared for poor Bella, and was delighted she managed to avoid a tragic end!
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That story was so sweet! You were right about Bella and the hero! (And I loved the other stories, including the one about the returning hunters!)
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I loved Bella, and was so pleased that she survived – so many of the women in this collection seemed to die tragically at the end, or even at the beginning! I really enjoyed her writing, though, and really must read some of her other stuff soon.
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